To celebrate our Men’s Issue, our resident astrologer Maeri Frances prepared a special report for us. According to the ladies, this is how you line up birth sign by birth sign, gentlemen!
Aries: March 21st to April 20th
What’s hot: He has strong opinions, loves to have fun, and is ardent and passionate. There will never be a dull moment with this guy around.
What’s not: He likes to move fast, so you can forget about playing the waiting game. He will zoom on to greener pastures. And, tough to admit, he will always love his car more than he loves you.
Taurus: April 21st to May 20th
What’s hot: He has an eye for quality, is sensual, and loves to live well. A good breadwinner, he is dependable and predictable.
What’s not: He can be stubborn in the extreme, a tad boring, and a little too fixated on the material side of life.
What’s hot: This guy can keep you riveted with his wit, his knowledge, and his constant quest for variety.
What’s not: This guy can keep every female he meets riveted with his wit, his knowledge, and his constant quest for variety.
Cancer: June 22nd to July 22nd
What’s hot: He is caring, home-loving, patriotic, sensitive, and frugal.
What’s not: He can also be clingy, a stick-in-the-mud, moody, and stingy.
What’s hot: He is usually proud, dignified, generous, and warm-hearted.
What’s not: On his off days he can be vain, self-centered, selfish, and arrogant.
Virgo: August 23rd to September 22nd
What’s hot: This guy is precise, smart, analytical, and well-informed.
What’s not: He is often nit-picky, critical, a fussy eater, and irritable.
Libra: September 23rd to October 22nd
What’s hot: He is romantic, creative, fair, and has great manners.
What’s not: He can be indecisive, insincere, lazy, and pleasure seeking.
Scorpio: October 23rd to November 21st
What’s hot: Charismatic, deep, magnetic, sexy and enigmatic, this guy can really work his magic.
What’s not: He can also be evasive, secretive, manipulative, cynical and cold-hearted when the mood takes him.
Sagittarius: November 22nd to December 21st
What’s hot: He is sporty, carefree, adventurous, outspoken and philosophical, and makes a great friend.
What’s not: He is often reckless, blunt, thoughtless, irresponsible and inconsiderate … but he still makes a great friend.
Capricorn: December 22nd to January 19th
What’s hot: He is ambitious, patient, persistent and well organized, and surprisingly passionate when the time is right.
What’s not: He can be harsh, miserly, dictatorial and a party-pooper workaholic.
Aquarius: January 20th to February 18th
What’s hot: He is willing to fight for what he believes in, is altruistic, and usually kind to animals and small children.
What’s not: He is hard to pin down, inconsistent, and sometimes downright weird.
Pisces: February 19th to March 20th
What’s hot: He is cuddly, affectionate, romantic, imaginative, humorous and emotional.
What’s not: He can be unreliable, impractical, easily influenced and a day-dreamer.